She's 4' 8" dumb ass. I'm 5' 11". I can barely get my dick in her vagina. You think I could wear her jeans?
No. Just short and near perfectly proportioned. Now grab some degreaser and a rag and go wipe your bitches face off. It's so shiny it probably glows in the dark.
ok, your wife is 4'8"? Sweat. She had pushed the jogging stroller five miles. Hint hint. So your wife is really 4'8"?! That's dwarfism. Perfectly proportioned. For a dwarf. You're fcuking a dwarf, Bro.
4 feet 10 inches Dwarfism is a condition of short stature. It is defined by the advocacy group Little People of America (LPA) as an adult height of 4 feet 10 inches or under, as a result of a medical or genetic condition. You got me. As far as dwarves go, she's definitely a hot dwarf.
Be careful drownpruf, you disrespected the only woman who would have lukey. He's going to be coming for you man.
No yellow brick road to find me... but he's welcome to have a chat. How did I come by the info that his wife is a dwarf, sorry, little person?
Could be, but I'm pretty sure she not a dwarf. Say, don't most female "secret agents" like your wife gather intelligence by spreading their legs? LOL You reckon she fucked anyone one famous? Putin maybe? LOL