Need one million to take off fast

After more than six years of reading stupid shit like this I have come to another conclusion.

Maybe you should try eHarmony.

Yeah, STUPID money.

 

An enlightened trader “sees no shit, hears no shit, and speaks no shit.”

Taoism
Shit happens.

Buddhism
If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Christian Science
Shit happens in your mind.

Catholicism
Shit happens because you're bad.

Protestantism
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism
This shit happened before.

T.V. Evangelism
Send more shit.

Atheism
No shit.

Jehova's Witness
Knock knock, shit happens.

Agnosticism
Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Rastafarianism
Let's smoke this shit.

Existentialism
What is shit anyway?

Stoicism
This shit doesn't bother me.

 

You gotta love that part. "STFU and send me your money. Then STFU some more!"

 

One example of "Happy, eccentric, creative, ...... " money:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I&feature=related

 

Funny part is that he probably get more than one million dollars.