I'm tired of making all this money sitting in a chair, I need a new life. I'm thinking porn star might fit the bill. Already have 2 names picked out, Dixie Normus or perhaps Dick Gozinya. Only serious replies please.
I'm so glad someone started a thread like yours, because there aren't 4 other pointless threads titled similiar to yours with no meaning that just popped up in the last week. On a more serious note- I heard that being a pornstar is harder then trading, so you may want to get some practice as a fluffer for the first 2-10 years,(maybe the first 30 years, depends how quickly you learn) and then see if it is a career you want to shift to. I'm so sad to hear "EliteTrader" losing another great trader to the porn industry. Farewell, and Good luck with the new career.