Need a new life at 41....

Discussion in 'Professional Trading' started by Restricted, Mar 9, 2007.

  1. I'm tired of making all this money sitting in a chair, I need a new life. I'm thinking porn star might fit the bill. Already have 2 names picked out, Dixie Normus or perhaps Dick Gozinya. Only serious replies please.
  2. How about a one word name?

    DAD! :)
  3. cstfx


    Sorry, already taken.
  4. There is more money in gay porn if you swing that way.
  5. timbo


    The world needs to rid fags.
  6. cstfx


    Sorry, already taken.
  7. john99


    I'm so glad someone started a thread like yours, because there aren't 4 other pointless threads titled similiar to yours with no meaning that just popped up in the last week.

    On a more serious note-
    I heard that being a pornstar is harder then trading, so you may want to get some practice as a fluffer for the first 2-10 years,(maybe the first 30 years, depends how quickly you learn) and then see if it is a career you want to shift to.

    I'm so sad to hear "EliteTrader" losing another great trader to the porn industry.

    Farewell, and Good luck with the new career.
  8. Then you may want to consider seppuku.