National Debt, the cure

I don't know, is he?

 

This is hard to believe, but it's the internet, so...

Lukie, what is it that makes you such a big man around here?

You think I could be a big man if I bought a bunch of guns?

 

Like I said I may be wrong but I thought he was. IF not, as you were.

 

I'm talking to you son.
Answer the questions.
Please teach me how you became such a big man and please help me to overcome my "hypocrisy".
Thanks.

 

Nothing personal, and I do mean that. But I've always considered you a bit...off.
What exactly is hard to believe? The fish oil or the full size aspirin?

I take 4 fish oils a day. The aspirin, my wife bought a large bottle of the wrong size. Rather than take it back, if they'd even take it back, I just started taking them. Been doing it for at least a year now.

Guns don't make you a man. You either are or you aren't.

 

That's easy, VOTE.

 

I am a bit "off".
How 'bout that?

 

I took some fish oil for a while. Got tired of belching up the taste of fish. Yuk.

 

But, teach me, brother Lukie.
How did you become so all-knowing and such a big man?

 

Lukie, who is the boss at your house?
You or your wife?