Nailed a quant job at a hedge fund!

Discussion in 'Professional Trading' started by Informed, Aug 30, 2009.

  1. Informed

    Informed


    Stupid, it's performance, performance, performance.

    If you got a track record. I'll give you a job. I am about to fire several ivy Ph.D. in our group, I will pay 10K for you to take them,

    Show me the money, peroid.
     
    #51     Nov 9, 2009
  2. Informed

    Informed

    So it's just you and your wife stay at your house waiting for closure? Sorry loser.

     
    #52     Nov 9, 2009
  3. 1) A great idea. Since you never did this, then we can conclude that your 2-person company is trolling for investors? Or do you plan to show us about 3 years of verifiable, audited returns???

    Why did you need to nail a quant job if you were already successful?

    2) And with your attitude and highly questionable claims, it is highly doubtful you are more than a janitor at an investment house. Do you remember your original post: "I started to undress myself and dance to the music...and amazingly I got the job."

    3) If you are a supervisor at a financial firm, where in the world do you get time to reply so quickly to comments on EliteTrader? El Cubano is a savvy individual. He and I posted at 9:59 and 10:02, you posted at 10:07 and 10:12. Must be boring in Dad's attic, thinking up things to impress the trading world. I can already guess that you will be responding in here before the day is out.

    "fire several Ph.D.'s in our group". That is beyond funny. It is difficult to separate employees from a company, unless as part of a significant layoff. And companies don't just dump ivy league Ph.D.'s - they are difficult to get. Everything you are describing is NOT how financial institutions deal with someone who is himself amazed he got the job. But you do have a vivid imagination :D :D

    But I did see your company picture on FaceBook:

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    #53     Nov 9, 2009
  4. sjfan

    sjfan

    ... This guy is living in an ET-collective-fantasy of what a quant/trader/whatever at an investment shop do...

    Was he also the guy who claims that the "asians are breaking futures market rules" by taking deliveries of the spot at maturity? because futures "are just for trading"? What a joker.

     
    #54     Nov 9, 2009
  5. Informed

    Informed

    That was a joke, I am simply telling people to buy gold @1050 because the game has changed. I wonder if you know anything about trading futures. And I told you what another central banks might be doing simply means short the dollar. If you could not figure out what am saying, you are loser.

     
    #55     Nov 9, 2009
  6. sjfan

    sjfan

    Um... you said, "Everyone knows most futures trading is just for trading, recently Asia countries like China and India are demanding to deliver real gold".... I'm not sure where the punch line is.



     
    #56     Nov 9, 2009
  7. Informed

    Informed

    The story came from:

    Long time ago, two bankers decided to trade a can of sjfan fish, after a while the fish became so expensive ... until one day, one banker decided to open it...

    You know Gold is just the opposite of the rotten sjfan fish.
     
    #57     Nov 9, 2009
  8. Quote from Informed:

    I wonder if you know anything about trading futures.

    Well, you have thoroughly established in all your comments that you basically a self-deluded attention-seeking trader wannabe. So you have to look into the mirror before asking this question of others

    If you could not figure out what am saying, you are loser.

    No one can figure out what you are saying. I noticed you glossed over the questions about your job/supervisor/firing Ph.D.s claims.

    You have joined our 70+ alias (cold/c-kid/jasonn/etc. etc.) attic-dweller as living on Trader's Fantasy Island. "Gee, I am as successful trader and I am going to bend down and shower you all with my wisdom..."



    :D :D
     
    #58     Nov 10, 2009
  9. mahadiga

    mahadiga

    And Good Luck.
     
    #59     Nov 10, 2009
  10. sjfan

    sjfan

    Can you explain this joke to me? I don't mind a good chuckle at my expense if it means that I at least get a good laugh out of it. So you described a bubble (which is me, apparently) that eventually... busts... and then promptly informs that it's not gold....

    Btw, if you got more ivy educated phd quants, send them to me - I'm always in the mood to expand my quant team (let's see, each top econ/finance program graduates about 2-3 phd a year, and maybe 1 every few years will join the industry rather than do research in academia - so yeah, I'm happy to lift your offer).

     
    #60     Nov 11, 2009