The NAACP is holding a funeral today for the n-word in Detroit: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/07/09/AR2007070900609.html Great! Now that issue is laid to rest. Literally. While we are at it, let's bury homeslessness, poverty, racism, islamofacisism, terrorism, murder, rape, pillage, theft, fraud, stupidity, ignorance, high crimes and misdemeanors. Then we can all dance the happy dance in the flower filled meadow with Bigfoot and all the unicorns while UFOs beam down live Elvis music.