Fortunately I don´t get the humor. I´m just the way I am. I think in a certain way. I sort of like to analyze things to death. Comes of living in a different environment than you guys. Sorry if that offends, some of you that think in a different way. While I remember, thanks also to Kinggyppo and Babu. I do indeed remember your kindness and help sporadically.
Unrelated: This is some funny stuff http://www.investopedia.com/terms/h/hot-waitress-economic-indicator.asp#axzz1vYHgvrI1
To quote Fat Tony, it's funny because it's true. To make it useful, I'm gonna need some charts, but I suppose it's inappropriate to ask to examine their technicals.
OK Wtf is going on? The Market is manic and depressive at the same time... It slumps and rallies then rallies and then slumps then slumps more and more and then whoooops, up it goes.. Someone's getting whipsawed (yeah, me..) Totally confused. No idea wtf is going on. I seriously hope greece goes aunty-ballistic tonight because i want my puts to be worth SOMETHING...
I got SPY puts at the close. EUR/USD could head down to ~1.2500, pulling S&P downward to test 1300 support lows, then bounce again from there. That's my scenario and hope. Eur/usd is a proxy for the European crisis.