My flirting with new 24yo girlfriend on Whatsapp: critique my game

Back in the day, it used to be phone sex. Seems so impersonal with just text, because you can't "hear their emotion".

 

But the emojis help.

 

Exercise that lower spine, stud. 59 into 24 gonna put you in the Icy Hot zone, lol.
Tear it UP but don't abuse it!

 

"I don't ask anyone for favors apart from my parents"
I'm guessing she means her sugar daddies. Be careful -- they're good at tricking men.

 

See post #6 above.

 

Yeah but you can see it.
Couldn't do that on grandma's rotary dial now could you?

 

HAHHA, but imagine back in the day of "grandma's rotary dial", you are getting hot and heavy on the phone sex, and get disconnected. Then you have to spend another 30 seconds re-dialing to get into hot and heavy mode with your phone-sex partner. Ruins the mood!

 

Yeah but it would give a whole new meaning to "party line".
Pick up the phone to dial and there'd be some unknown person on there chatting away.
It's like.. wtf?!
"Hang up sir, we have this line!"
"F you. You hang up. VZ needs to make an important call."

 

Vlad and Adolph missed the cut again huh?
Oh well.
I'm going with Elon.
Or Elona..