***my First Post***

Discussion in 'Professional Trading' started by I Trade 4 Money, Oct 11, 2006.

  1. ill take the chicks over the house, car and cash anyday:p
     
    #151     Oct 18, 2006
  2. Of course. Thats why they're on the top.
     
    #152     Oct 18, 2006
  3. well trade4money i can argue against u on every other topic but i must compliment your choice in broads. Exquisite :p
     
    #153     Oct 18, 2006
  4. RedDuke

    RedDuke

    Wrong. Money comes first, the chicks will follow in # never seen before.
     
    #154     Oct 18, 2006
  5. Exactly. First you get the money....then you get the power....THEN you get the women.

    Thems the rules.
     
    #155     Oct 18, 2006
  6. Scarface... that's one of my all-time favorite movie.

    Money, Power, Respect.
     
    #156     Oct 18, 2006
  7. TRS

    TRS

    This thread is funny. I could use larger words and be more expansive....but, why bother.
     
    #157     Oct 18, 2006
  8. hcour

    hcour Guest

    You don't have a girlfriend? Well, are you at least getting laid? If not, be sure to masturbate frequently, especially at your age. Commit yourself to a program of regular self-gratification, as if you really mean it. Love thyself. One in the right hand is worth more than none in the bush. Vary your technique so you don't get bored w/yourself. Beware of fluid buildup, this is a distraction and will impede your progress in all other endeavors, including trading. As you mature, take a chance, go out and find a sweet girl. You'll find they're very nice, they're soft and warm and most of them like to cuddle after sex, which is always fun. Unless the big game is coming on. Then just make sure you have a good excuse, other than "But, babe, the big game is coming on." Tell her your uncle died and you have to go to the funeral. There are lots of games, but luckily, most of us have lots of uncles.

    Also, don't eat too much cheese, it clogs the system. Same w/Slim Jims. Drink lots of water. Exercise regularly. Always warm up first.

    Make sure your pets are well-fed. Walk them when necessary, or, even better, if and when you ever get a girlfriend, ask her to do it. They generally like small dogs w/cute furry faces.

    And finally, a small gem most traders ignore: Be sure you're "regular". If not, take fiber tablets. "Back-up" will have a detrimental, adverse effect on your trading career.

    Don't bother to thank me for the advice. I give and give because, dammit man, I care.

    Good luck,
    H
     
    #158     Oct 18, 2006
  9. WD40

    WD40

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    #159     Oct 18, 2006
  10. ror, that doll is not even fuckable, maybe only blowjobs but looks like she aint good for that either.
     
    #160     Oct 18, 2006