Muhammed Saeed al-Sahhaf - An All Time Great!!!

Discussion in 'Politics' started by picknclick, Apr 14, 2003.

  1. -- The All Time Greats --

    "There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"

    "My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all"

    "Our initial assessment is that they will all die"

    "I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!"

    "God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis."

    "We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."

    "They're coming to surrender or be burned in their tanks."

    "No I am not scared and neither should you be!"

    "We are not afraid of the Americans. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned."

    "The authority of the civil defense ... issued a warning to the civilian population not to pick up any of those pencils because they are booby traps," he said, adding that the British and American forces were "immoral mercenaries" and "war criminals" for such behavior.
    "I am not talking about the American people and the British people," he said. "I am talking about those mercenaries. ... They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the children."

    "We have them surrounded in their tanks"

    "The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!"

    "Lying is forbidden in Iraq. President Saddam Hussein will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts."

    "because we will behead you all"

    "Let the American infidels bask in their illusion"

    "I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad."

    Britain "is not worth an old shoe"

    "we have given them a sour taste"

    Of US troops: "They are most welcome. We will butcher them."

    "We will welcome them with bullets and shoes."

    "We are in control. They are in a state of hysteria. Losers, they think that by killing civilians and trying to distort the feelings of the people they will win. I think they will not win, those bastards."

    “We have placed them in a quagmire from which they can never emerge except dead”

    "Washington has thrown their soldiers on the fire"

    "I speak better English than this villain Bush"

    "These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying"

    "They're not even [within] 100 miles [of Baghdad]. They are not in any
    place. They hold no place in Iraq. This is an illusion ... they are
    trying to sell to the others an illusion."

    "Their failure in this regard is abysmal. They want to tell the world changes thought - as a matter of fact, they do not respect the world, they want to tell taxpayers and the domestic public to keep them deceived. We will embroil them, confuse them and keep them in the quagmire. They have begun to tell more lies so that they might continue with the perpetration of their crimes. May they be accursed."

    "We will kill them all........most of them."

    "They are like a snake and we are going to cut it in pieces."

    "They do not even have control over themselves! Do not believe them!"

    Called Americans and Brits "Tarateer"– In Iraqi slang, Tartoor means a guy full of farts (hot air)

    "they are nowhere near the airport ..they are lost in the desert...they can not read a compass...they are retarded."

    "Faltering forces of infidels cannot just enter a country of 26 million people and lay besiege to them! They are the ones who will find themselves under siege. Therefore, in reality whatever this miserable Rumsfeld has been saying, he was talking about his own forces. Now even the American command is under siege."

    "They tried to bring a small number of tanks and personnel carriers in through al-Durah but they were surrounded and most of their infidels had their throats cut."

    "Our estimates are that none of them will come out alive unless they surrender to us quickly."

    "We made them drink poison last night and Saddam Hussein's soldiers and his great forces gave the Americans a lesson which will not be forgotten by history. Truly."

    "On this occasion, I am not going to mention the number of the infidels who were killed and the number of destroyed vehicles. The operation continues"

    "We're giving them a real lesson today. Heavy doesn't accurately describe the level of casualties we have inflicted."

    "I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have
    started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We
    will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly."

    "Their infidels are committing suicide by the hundreds on the gates of Baghdad. Be assured, Baghdad is safe, protected."

    "NO", snapped Mr al-Sahaf, "We have retaken the airport. There are NO Americans there. I will take you there and show you. IN ONE HOUR!"

  2. "We defeated them yesterday. God willing, I will provide you
    with more information. I swear by God, I swear by God, those
    who are staying in Washington and London have thrown these
    mercenaries in a crematorium."

    "Please, please! The Americans are relying on what I called yesterday a desperate and stupid method."

    "They will be burnt. We are going to tackle them"

    "We blocked them inside the city. Their rear is blocked"

    "Desperate Americans"

    "Today we slaughtered them in the airport. They are out of Saddam International Airport. The force that was in the airport, this force was destroyed."

    "They are trying to fool you. They are showing any old pictures of buildings. They even went into the VIP section of the airport, just because Saddam Hussein may have sat in such and such a chair or slept in such and such a bed"

    "We went into the airport and crushed them, we cleaned the WHOOOLE place out, they were slaughtered"

    "Yes, the american troops have advanced further. This will only make it easier for us to defeat them"

    "Their casualties and bodies are many."

    [On surrenders] "Those are not Iraqi soldiers at all. Where did they bring them from?"

    "Just look carefully, I only want you to look carefully. Do not repeat the lies of liars. Do not become like them. Once again, I blame al-Jazeera before it ascertains what takes place. Please, make sure of what you say and do not play such a role."

    "Search for the truth. I tell you things and I always ask you to verify what I say. I told you yesterday that there was an attack and a retreat at Saddam's airport."

    "You can go and visit those places. Nothing there, nothing at all. There are Iraqi checkpoints. Everything is okay."

    "This boa, the American columns, are being besieged between Basra and other towns north, west, south and west of Basra....Now even the American command is under siege. We are hitting it from the north, east, south and west. We chase them here and they chase us there."

    "By God, I think this is rather very unlikely. This is merely a prattle. The fact is that as soon as they reach Baghdad gates, we will besiege them and slaughter them....Wherever they go they will find themselves encircled."

    "Listen, this explosion does not frighten us any langer. The cruise missiles do not frighten anyone. We are catching them like fish in a river. I mean here that over the past two days we managed to shoot down 196 missiles before they hit their target."

    " accusing us of executing British soldiers. We want to tell him that we have not executed anybody. They are either killed in battle, most of them get killed because they are cowards anyway, the rest they just get captured."

    "They fled. The American louts fled. Indeed, concerning the fighting waged by the heroes of the Arab Socialist Baath Party yesterday, one amazing thing really is the cowardice of the American soldiers. we had not anticipated this."

    "the louts of colonialism."

    "The forces of American colonialism began to drop containers that produce a sound explosion, a very huge sound. I remind you that they said that their strategy is based on shock and awe. Those failed ones manufactured a type of container that has an explosive substance, which they drop. They cause a very huge explosion in terms of sound, as if the universe was shaken. After a while, you go out and you don't find anything. You find some nails, screws, pieces of metal, but the important thing here is the sound. Those failed ones think that through the huge sound explosion, people would be shocked and consequently would collapse and be defeated. What happened? The contrary. The fighters..., the masses..., and the heroic sons of the Iraqi tribes discovered this game. They will turn it against the American louts so as to shock them. Wait for surprises, God willing, to see how the US game will fail."

    "The shock has backfired on them. They are shocked because of what they have seen. No one received them with roses. They were received with bombs, shoes and bullets. Now, the game has been exposed. Awe will backfire on them. This is the boa snake. We will extend it further and cut it the appropriate way."

    "It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait."

    "As for the mercenaries who advanced to the perimeters of Saddam International Airport, I would like to remind you of something. I will mention something that will make the picture clear for you and help you to understand what took place at Saddam International Airport. Most of you probably saw the American movie "Wag the Dog". I hope you remember it. Some of their acts that took place at dawn yesterday and today are similar to what happened in "Wag the Dog". If we succeed in keeping them isolated on that island, and we are determined to do so, we might let them taste a second mini Dien Bien Phu tonight. The European journalists remember it well. Our estimates are that none of them will come out alive unless they surrender to us quickly. They are completely surrounded now. This morning, the number of armoured personnel carriers that were destroyed, along with their occupants, is eight. The number of the tanks destroyed is 11."

    "Tonight, we will do something unconventional against them. This means: not by the military. We will do something that I believe will become a pretty example for those mercenaries. I would not be giving out a secret when I say that action in the dark against such mercenaries is effective, not through the action of armies. I say that dropping down those mercenaries in a surprise fashion at Saddam Airport without accurate calculations is largely meant for showing things. It's a showy operation. It is a kind of surprise muscle flexing to the world to show it that the shock and awe operation is indeed successful. May they be accursed. Through this operation [shock and awe], they sent a number of their villains and mercenaries to be butchered. Again, and according to my early estimates, unless the remaining part of their soldiers surrender, the chance for their survival is very slim. The surprising thing is that after they threw their soldiers into a place where they are not aware of the real results, the villainous Americans, like Powell and the others, sat in Europe to discuss how to divide Iraq as spoils after the war [laughing]. This means what's post-war. The post-war [Iraq] will be the same current Iraq under the leadership of President Saddam Husayn."

    "We will pursue them as war criminals. We will work with all the free people in the world, and they are many, who want someone to bell the cat [i.e.; to do a daring deed], and now we are belling the cat, according to the famous [Arabic] saying so as to rid the UN of those villains. After Iraq aborts the invasion that is being carried out by the American and British villains, the USA will no longer be a superpower. Its deterioration will be rapid. I say to those villains who are meeting in Europe, thinking of launching psychological war and brainwashing: wait. Do not be hasty because your disappointment will be huge. You will reap nothing from this aggressive war, which you launched on Iraq, except for disgrace and defeat. Iraq will continue to exist. Its civilization is 10,000 years old. It will not be changed by villains like the US and British villains."

    "W. Bush, this man is a war criminal, and we will see
    that he is brought to trial"

    "I think the British nation has never been faced with a tragedy like this fellow [Blair]."

    "The United Nations....[is] a place for prostitution under the feet of

    "They are sick in their minds. They say they brought 65 tanks into center
    of city. I say to you this talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind."

    "We have destroyed 50 tanks today. That 5-ohhh tanks" [while holding up his fingers]
  3. "They are superpower of villains. They are superpower of Al Capone."

    Americans are "wild donkeys" ['Alog' in Arabic]

    "There are no Iraqis disguising themselves"

    "I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place"

    "Iraqi fighters in Umm Qasr are giving the hordes of American and Brtish
    mercenaries the taste of definite death. We have drawn them into a
    quagmire and they will never get out of it."

    "What they say about a breakthrough [in Najaf] is completely an illusion. They are sending their warplanes to fly very low in order to have vibrations on these sacred places . . . they are trying to crack the buildings by flying low over them."

    "We have crushed the whole force which dared to venture there. Now they're outside the wall and the heroic Republican Guard is now in control of the whole area. . . . So where are those villainous louts, those mercenaries?''

    "Their forces committed suicide by the hundreds.... The battle is very
    fierce and God made us victorious. The fighting continues."

    "Yesterday, we slaughtered them and we will continue to slaughter them."

    "They think we are retarded - they are retarded."

    (leaflet drops) "I think this is very laughable for a Superpower to be so cheap to drop inside Iraq such poor things and they are printed in Kuwait''

    "...crocodile tears [shed in] .. The gangster Bush's lair..." (refers to Bush and Blair at Camp David calling for the Geneva Conventions to be applied to all POWs)

    "We're going to drag the drunken junkie nose of Bush through Iraq's desert, him and his follower dog Blair...There are 26 million Saddams in Iraq"

    "We will push those crooks, those mercenaries back into the swamp"

    "When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfathers of Blair and little Bush were scratching around in caves"

    "They will come and we will slap them about the head and then kick them on their backsides when they leave"

    About Bush: "the leader of the international criminal gang of bastards."

    "the insane little dwarf Bush"

    About Bush and Rumsfeld: "Those only deserve to be hit with shoes."

    "Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can't understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid president."

    "Who is this dog Franks in Qatar?"

    "Whenever we attack, they retreat. When we pound them with missiles and heavy artillery, they retreat even deeper. But when we stopped pounding, they pushed to the airport for propaganda purposes.''

    Any apparent American gains, he said, were a cunning ploy by the Iraqis to lure the enemy into a trap. "Our armed
    forces, according to their tactics, are leaving the way open"

    "The capital, especially the commandos, are getting ready to wipe them out"

    "We are surrounding them and pounding them. The whole trend has changed and we are going to finalize this very soon.''
  4. msfe


    "Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can't understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid president."

    "You've heard Al Gore say he invented the internet.
    Well, if he was so smart, why do all the addresses begin with "W"?"


    "If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!"

    "They said this issue wouldn't resignate with the People. They've been proved wrong, it does resignate." ("resonate"?!)

    "A surplus means there'll be money left over. Otherwise, it wouldn't be called a surplus."

    "I'm not going to talk about what I did as a child. What I am going to talk about -- and I am going to say this consistently -- [is that] it is irrelevant what I did 20 to 30 years ago. What's relevant is that I have learned from any mistakes I made. I do not want to send signals to anybody that what Gov. Bush did 30 years ago is cool to try."


    "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take

    "If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care,
    we're going to have gag orders."
    "Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to
    know it."
    "It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington term."
    "I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a
    "Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is—I'm not sure 80
    percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent
    will get it if I'm the president."
    "Quotas are bad for America. It's not the way America is all
    "If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for,
    then I'm for it."

    "Our priorities is our faith."

    "I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial
    profiling, which is illiterate children."

    "It's going to require numerous IRA agents."

    "I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to
    answer questions. I can't answer your question."

    "I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the
    financial centers, not only here but at home."

    ... I've been talking to Vicente Fox, the new president of Mexico... I know him... to have gas and oil sent to U.S.... so we'll not depend on foreign oil...

    "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

    "I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy."

    "One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations
    rise above that which is expected."

    "...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas."


    Larry King: "What do people misunderstand about you most"
    George Walker Bush: "That I'm running on my dad's name... (!?!)
    I'm proud of my dad... I reconciled my love for my dad a long time ago"

    "Well, that's going to be up to the pundits and the people to make
    up their mind. I'll tell you what is a president for him, for example,
    talking about my record in the state of Texas. I mean, he's willing
    to say anything in order to convince people that I haven't had a
    good record in Texas."


    "I am aperson who recognizes the fallacy of humans...,"
    apparently meaning fallibility."

    "A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an
    economic illness

    "The woman who knew that I had dyslexia--I never interviewed her."

    "The best way to relieve families from time is to let them keep some
    of their own money."

    "They have miscalculated me as a leader." —Ibid.

    "...I don't need to be subliminabable.." Orlando, FL, Sept. 12 -- when caught using subliminal technique in his dirty ads against Gore... (read more)

    "This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them

    "That's Washington. That's the place where you find people getting ready to jump out of the foxholes before the first shot is fired."


    "Listen, Al Gore is a very tough opponent. He is the incumbent. He represents the incumbency. And a challenger is somebody who generally comes from the pack and wins, if you're going to win. And that's where I'm coming from."

    "We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers

    "We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans

    "I regret that a private comment I made to the vice presidential candidate made it through the public airways." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    "The point is, this is a way to help inoculate me about what has come and is coming."


    "As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public
    schools, and I have met those standards."

    "Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do
    it, that's trustworthiness."


    "I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I'm ready for the job. And, if not, that's just the way it goes."


    "We cannot let terriers* and rogue nations hold this nation hostile
    (hostage) or hold our allies hostile.''

    On His Tax Break Plan Bush said that
    "if most of the breaks go to wealthy people it's because
    'most of the people who pay taxes are wealthy."

    "The American people wants a president that
    appeals to the angels..."


    "This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot.
    I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases."
  5. "they are nowhere near the airport ..they are lost in the desert...they can not read a compass...they are retarded."

  6. Magna

    Magna Administrator

    Comparing the two politicians and the two sets of quotes, the first indicates an outright, blatant liar, and the second indicates a simple mind who doesn't have command of his own native language.
  7. Agreed... moreover, both would apparently do a better job as a stand-up comedian...
  8. The man himself!

  9. a greed on your a greeing with his a greed