Prologue Zones. Swing Zones. I get very angry when people laugh at my name. But then I feel much better when I remember that he who laughs last - laughs best. Mama told me that the very first time she held me in her arms, she looked into my deep hazel eyes and instinctively knew it was my destiny to be famous. Bursting with pride and emotion, she lifted me shoulder high and named me Swing. âSwing Zones, had a nice enigmatic ring about itâ, she said. The odyssey of my unstoppable rise to fame begins right here in this journal. You are about to read my very own claim to fame.