Most reliable way to kill yourself?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by bookish, May 23, 2019.

  1. bookish

    bookish

    ...without screwing it up and spending the rest of your life in a nursing home drooling on yourself.
     
  2. Why do you want to kill yourself anyway?
     
  3. I just want to share this beautiful song with you. It is the song my therapist prescribed to me for daily listening.

     
  4. Banjo

    Banjo

    Run across he 405 freeway.
     
  5. Depends. If you want to do it "quick", crawl into a wood chipper. If you want a long, drawn-out torture, get married.

    (JK about the wood chipper... prolly too small to crawl into. A 12ga shotgun with "000 Buck" in the mouth pointed out the top of your head should do the trick. My neighbor did that.... took his head clean off.)
     
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  6. elderado

    elderado

  7. You guys are ridiculous! Everyone know that if you want to die, you go play the Game of Thrones!
     
  8. bookish

    bookish

    Marriage? You sick fuck! How did you even think of that? Even Italians are not that twisted!
     
  9. vanzandt

    vanzandt

    Call me a motherfucker to my face.
     
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  10. No sense of humor, eh?
     
    #10     May 23, 2019