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Its going to be fun to watch all those "wealth managers" with their "private clients" from Merrill being run by a bank who's idea building wealth is to have a debit card that rounds up to the nearest dollar and puts the difference in a savings account! Couldn't happen to a bigger group of assholes! What's next, a free toaster with your derivative purchase?