The Halos will win the world series... and still not get the press they deserve. Die! Marinerds. ICHIRO HITS LIKE A GIRL! He should pull his pants up a little higher, wouldn'tcha say....
Those crazy Mariners! They're just playing possum. The most miraculous comeback to get in the playoffs starts TODAY! ... umm, maybe tomorrow. ICHIRO STILL HITS LIKE A GIRL Who's gonna stop the Angels?