Mission Impossible: ET to fix Social Security

Discussion in 'Economics' started by Buzzed, Mar 19, 2010.

  1. Buzzed

    Buzzed

    Everyone is required to spend the first 6 months of retirement in military service, starting when they receive their first Social Security check. No boot camp or training necessary as a cost cutting measure. Anyone who survives the 6 months of loyal deployment are honorably discharged at which point they can live out the rest of their retirement as normal.
     
    #21     Mar 20, 2010
  2. loza

    loza Guest

    your alias tells volumes....what would you use a fat, sickly 62 year old? target practice ? or teach golf?
     
    #22     Mar 21, 2010
  3. Buzzed

    Buzzed

    Mine sweeping and/or the first assault wave. Armed with power chairs and cane guns, they would be unstoppable.
     
    #23     Mar 22, 2010