What!! Give away my million dollar ideas?? Actually I couldn't think of any. I'm pretty lazy and I couldn't come up with anything thing that would make my life easier than it is right now.
Man does not live by sloth alone, lol. There remain other human needs and drives catered by creativity, eg how about pride, lust, greed, gluttony? lol. C'mon. Out with it. You probably got a manila folder full of plans.... Just post the worst one, maybe max can help tune it up and file your patent too.
Lawn seed containing high percent Lucky 4-leaf clover. The higher percent of Lucky 4, the Geometrically more EXPENSIVE the seed.
Well maybe an app that punishes traders for not following their plan. Something wired to their private parts that causes pain and increases in severity until they get bask on track. Or a machine plugged into their trading platform. You have input your plan and a 20 dollar bill before you enter a trade and if you don't follow the plan the machine shreds the 20 dollar bill and exits the trade.
Invent a new breed of superfly that can fly out of the open half of a half-open window, so we save the environment by not spraying bug killer to kill all those stupid flies that cannot find their way out of the house.