Larry probably will not remember this, but we sat together in first class on an American Airlines flight where I taught him the art of being piggy. The stewardess, as they were then appelled, was appalled to see me again. "What did you do to my roomate last week? She called in sick the morning after she went out with you on our LA layover." I replied smoothly, "That is why they call it a layover my dear. And I shall do the same to you in Dallas if you will hide all the champagne splits and serve them only to me. Also call forward any that errantly found their way into the coach carts." Larry was impressed, and solemnly imparted to me his surefire money making strategy: "BLSH/SHBL." In deepest gratitude I taught him the secret of my longevity, which he apparently took to heart. "When I wake up in the morning, I decide how I am going to organize my day. Trade. Shoot. Reload. Get drunk. Get laid. But most importantly, in what order."
I have more pics of Michelle's mom, but you'll have to look for them down in dear sweet Cassie's thread.
How many languages can Matilda fluently already speak?. I want to rule out an extremely unlikely possibility. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwvazMc5EfE
Isn't that obvious? If not by sublimation, how could I have ever become the sublime being I clearly am?
Once a jolly scamman posted in a message board Under the guise of a helper he, And he scammed and he scammed as he waited til his his newby boiled: "You'll come a-trading Matilda, with me."
I am less than proud of that abomination. Alas, I am in a hurry. Can you find it in your heart to resist the temptation to hold this "drawdown" against me?
Must be subliminal sublimity. If you are a girl, we need to take this offline. No, be-lay that order. I did that three years ago, and it didn't end well. Never fall in love on ET.
If you as feminine as I am young you must be butt ugly. It ended in broken hearts for us both. My only consolation is that she was never quite sure which of us she was communicating with. But hope springs eternal. Maybe Michelle's mom is reading this. My type perfectly. Does anybody else think she looks Canadian?