Michelle Obama Booed At NASCAR Race

Discussion in 'Politics' started by nutmeg, Nov 20, 2011.

  1. Tsing Tao

    Tsing Tao

    Chances are, a good portion of those 50% are already kicking themselves for their momentary lapse of reason.

    I know I am.
     
    #21     Nov 21, 2011
  2. See if Herman Cain comes and bottle feeds you. :) .
     
    #22     Nov 21, 2011
  3. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    I'm not a NASCAR fan. Can I still be a redneck?
     
    #23     Nov 21, 2011
  4. Maybe... if you go to your family reunion hoping to pick up chicks.
     
    #24     Nov 21, 2011
  5. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    Then you sir are infinitely more intelligent than the dopes that will vote for Odumbo the second time.
     
    #25     Nov 21, 2011
  6. Luke is mad because his dad, in his years was a baby boomer. :p .
     
    #26     Nov 21, 2011
  7. pspr

    pspr

    LOL Are you saying that Shortie is a redneck?
     
    #27     Nov 21, 2011
  8. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    Nope, I can't remember ever going to a family reunion on my side of the family.

    Surely there is something about me that I can use to claim to be a redneck.
    Help me out here.

    professional pilot
    six figure salary
    nice house in an upper middle class neighborhood
    don't watch any spectator sports
    don't fish
    don't have a Confederate battle flag
    don't care for Budweiser
    high credit score
    very attractive wife
    have all my teeth
    no pony tail
    no baseball caps
    no farm animals in the front yard
    attended college (admittedly never graduated)
    never kissed a cousin
    don't fart if you pull my finger
    traveled extensively outside my own county
    no transmission in the bath tub - although I have soaked some plywood for bending in there recently

    Hey maybe that's it, aircraft grade plywood in the bath tub. Ah Ha it seems I am a redneck after all.
     
    #28     Nov 21, 2011
  9. Lucrum

    Lucrum

     
    #29     Nov 21, 2011
  10. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    And all this time I thought he was a pervert. LOL
     
    #30     Nov 21, 2011