bab bee Chris Cuomo Reports Slow News Day NEW YORK CITY, NY—Chris Cuomo reported a slow news day during his hit TV show Cuomo Prime Time last night, as there was nothing of interest to report on. "Yeah, wow... this is kind of embarrassing, but there's literally no interesting news to report on today," said Cuomo to millions of adoring hospital waiting rooms across the country. "If there was anything going on, like the Governor of my state—who also happens to be my brother—being outed as a pervy weirdo who preys on women like a greasy Italian skeezball stereotype, I would totally report on that. But there's nothing like that at all going on." There was an awkward pause, as Cuomo had no more material for his hour-long slot. "So, um... how's everyone doing out there? Good? I'm doing good as well, yeah. I had a delicious pastrami on rye for lunch today. Man, it was so good. I enjoyed it so much, it was crazy. Yeah... you had to be there." Cuomo then remembered he had some leftover pastrami in his suit pocket, so he took it out and began to eat it live on air to fill some more time. "Yeah, slow news day, too bad," he said. "I'm just gonna let you watch me eat this. This is a mukbang eating show now. I've heard the Gen Z kids love that. Num num num!" According to reports, the news-free prime time hour received the highest ratings in the history of the show. CNN has said they will now experiment just filling the screen with white noise next week to see if it does even better. https://babylonbee.com/news/chris-cuomo-reports-slow-news-day
It sure is a pleasure when you have sycophant ex-aides still aiding and abetting whatever you do in clear violation of US laws. Yet, she is not even charged for it? https://www.yahoo.com/news/top-facebook-communications-manager-helped-122957932.html
Let us see if the Democrat lawmakers in New York actually, has the balls to do the right thing, for once. Or is it all a sham, clown show? Will they give Andrew Cuomo another pass like the nursing home deaths due to Covid patients being put in nursing homes? He got of easy on that one without any charges. https://www.marketwatch.com/story/n...n-impeachment-probe-01628207315?siteid=yhoof2
I find the nursing homes deaths to be a more serious issue than this #MeToo situation with Cuomo. Of course, the nursing home death accounting crisis was swept under the rug and ignored. Naturally this #MeToo thing has much more "entertainment value" and is more likely to lead to Cuomo's removal from office. Sadly this is a commentary on the value society places on things - a few hundred deaths are meaningless -- sexually harassing score of women in a minor manner, well that's a big thing.
Yeh. Andy is in trouble in the long run. Not because dems might "do the right thing." Doing the right thing does not really enter into their thinking much as we know. Andy's biggest problem is that they see an opportunity to move him out and replace him with the Lt. Guv who is a woman and then to elect the the female preferred skin color AG- who, oh by the way, is the same person who issued the report against him and will lead the legal efforts against him. Yeh, I am no defender of Andy by a long shot but they are running a pretty tainted show there. They do not do the right thing in regard to the Cuomo Covid Death Camps because there is no skin color issues there and that is their full focus these days. Of course, Andy is not innocent in regard to his being caught in the trap of his own making. He was the one that called for the investigation because he believed that he could put the whole thing into a long loop where they just studied it to death and rapped his knuckles and gave him the Northrup treatment. Not going that way though, so far anyway. They want to bag the white guy and put the black female AG in there in the long run. Sure, Andy's a lech but most of the dem's are. Frigging Joe calling for his resignation? Gimme a break. Joe should be in prison along with Andy's former boss, Bubba.
To be fair.... Andy brought all this shit on himself for harrassing so many women....so regardless of how he gets stomped on by the AG and Lt. Gov.... all coudl have been avoided by not harrassing women regularly. Dems are not treating Andy unfairly, he is getting what he probably deserves.
I've never understood guys who see the workplace as some kind of hunting grounds. For God's sake, take care of that outside of work!
Now, it gets more real as one of the victims filed a criminal complaint. https://www.yahoo.com/gma/woman-files-criminal-complaint-against-145000890.html
In the End, Cuomo Goes Full Trump Lies, cover-ups, retaliation, grotesque self-justification—sound familiar? https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2021/08/in-the-end-cuomo-goes-full-trump/
Yeh. Maybe the lefterrhoids here can give us a little update on how that criminal complaint that Tara Reade filed against Biden is coming along. The wheels of justice turn slowly I am told.