Men, Women, Divorce, and Trading in 2012

Discussion in 'Economics' started by jinxu, Aug 18, 2012.

Should I get Married?

  1. Yes

    11 vote(s)
    16.4%
  2. No

    56 vote(s)
    83.6%
  1. There are two types of men - those who are suited to marriage and family life, and those who aren't. If you're the second type, never get married.

    If you are the first type, only get married to someone who is so good that you can't live without them. That requires:

    i) you get a viagra-strength boner within a few seconds of seeing her
    ii) she is a filthy slut in bed, and willing to do any sexual fantasy you care to try
    iii) she is of child-bearing age, no prior kids, and in good health
    iv) she is not irresponsible - no drug habit, gambling habit, large debt etc
    v) her mother looks pretty good for her age, and both parents like you and are good fun to talk to
    vi) your core values are compatible: kids, religion, politics, meaning of life etc
    vii) you both want to have kids
    viii) your arguments are infrequent, mild, and you make up quickly
    ix) she doesn't nag you except when you are a lazy idiot and deserve to be nagged at
    x) you have been together at least 1 year, and the sex is still frequent and good

    If all these boxes are ticked, then you may have met someone you can get married to. Otherwise, forget it.
     
    #161     Aug 20, 2012
  2. That is a awesome point life is to easy. If I'm hard wired to be doing hard labor and I'm sitting at home playing with kids all day maybe something short circuited in my brain.
     
    #162     Aug 20, 2012
  3. it don't last long, we had three in diapers in three years, just going to the grandparents house was like being on the road crew for Led Zeppelin. They grow out of that stuff, and then it is just pretty much driving, here there everywhere. HS graduation day and then things start getting back to normal, it is just you and them and your checkbook. Now I kind of like it when they call and say, "Hey Dad, how are you?"
     
    #163     Aug 20, 2012
  4. #164     Aug 20, 2012
  5. Okay, i get it. Marriage counselors are a waste of time and money.
     
    #165     Aug 20, 2012
  6. I wish I would have gone to one when my wife first asked to.

    Number one, I didn't want to spend the money

    Number two, I was scared when the counselor finally heard the whole story they would say, "You guys just aren't cut out for each other."
     
    #166     Aug 20, 2012
  7. LOL, how old are you of I may ask ?
     
    #167     Aug 20, 2012
  8. How old are you ?
     
    #168     Aug 20, 2012
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    #169     Aug 20, 2012
  10. jem

    jem

    putting stocks in kids account makes the mom happy...
    could be more great advice. I had not thought of that.
     
    #170     Aug 20, 2012