http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/men-the-gender-wars-are-over-—-we-won/ Confidential Memo To: All Men Re: Operation âFeminist Movementâ "Men, our long twilight struggle with the opposite sex is over. Our victory is total. Can you believe the way things used to be? Remember when our fathers and grandfathers would drag themselves to mind-numbing jobs every day, having the sole responsibility for the feeding, clothing, and housing of their entire family? And things were no easier before marriage, when menâs quest for sexual satisfaction was all too often hampered by the widespread moral code which taught women not to give out the âmilkâ for âfree.â Well, that state of affairs just wouldnât do. So we men came together and did what we do best â formulate and implement a plan. First step, design the perfect world, the perfect male world. We decided such a world would consist of two things: less responsibility and more â and no-strings â sex. Brothers, have we succeeded. The amazing thing, really, is how easy it was, how fast the old world of obligation and responsibility dissolved. The first, crucial step, of course, was convincing women that they had it bad, that our jobs were âintellectually stimulatingâ and not the soul-crushing monotony that they in fact were. It worked, and soon women were clamoring to join us on the job. It seems never to have occurred to them that we could have so easily prevented them from doing so â and yet we didnât. We sidestepped without much fuss, actually, which had to have constituted the largest voluntary abdication of power in history. This alone should have tipped them off that something was amiss."