Photo below is Pat a frozen embryo. At the age of 1 day Pat the frozen embryo became a person in the state of Alabama. Pat will be declared a tax dependent of its parents who will be paying to care for Pat the frozen embryo until the age of 18. Pat the frozen embryo parents will try to obtain a social security number for Pat at age of 9 weeks. At the age 5 years the state of Alabama will be required by law to provide schooling for Pat the frozen embryo until the age of 18 or until Pat the embryo graduated high school. Pat the frozen embryo at the age of 18 is disabled and can't find work and Pat can't make decision of its own, so the state of Alabama must assign a conservatorship for Pat and care for Pat the rest of Pat's frozen existence. Pat the frozen embryo at the age of 1,000 years old is still under conservatorship by the state of Alabama. The state of Alabama has tried to get the frozen embryo on Medicare but the Federal Government still just see's Pat the frozen embryo as an embryo and not a person so does not qualify. The state of Alabama is trying, as a few other states are, to challenge this in the supreme court. Sounds like a very funny satirical story and it is, but it is also truly questions about Alabama law calling Pat the frozen embryo, a person.