Me: How much for a Habanero Ranch quarter pounder? Mcdonalds: With tax, $4.95 Me: How much for a Habanero Ranch quarter pounds minus bacon, & tomato. Just meat, cheese, bun, lettuce and habanero sauce? Mcdonalds: $4.95 Me: That does seem fair. Basically charging me for the bacon & tomato that you are not putting on my burger. Mcdonalds: Sorry, thats our policy. Me: how much you charge for putting lettuce & habanero sauce on one of your dollar items? Mcdonalds: 30 cents for the sauce, lettuce is free. Me: Well since the mcdouble has almost a quarter pound of meat, I will order that with lettuce and habanero ranch sauce. McDonalds: That will be $1.40 at the next window, sir. Same amount of food in my belly, but 70% cheaper by building the item up from the dollar menu. Nobody screws with me. I do the screwing.