See, Dow popped up and provided a happy ending to investors. with a gain of 2.17 on the dow, 2.44% on the S&P. Keep an eye on the AMP's and it will lead the way.
That's kind of what I was thinking, but I obviously don't have anything to use in terms of backing this up. I think I might be willing to conduct some rather in depth research though to find out. My first thought would be: Well the wives are pissed off and stressed out about all the money being lost. When wives are pissed they don't have sex with the guy the think of as causing the stress and pissing them off. On the other hand the guy is more stressed out then ever and really needs to let go of some of it so to speak....so that could lead to them being busier..no one is getting anything from their pissed off wives at home. Just a thought..but I could be totally wrong.
A lot of people were off of work today and needed some stress relief from the holidays, so they decided to go to a massage parlor to work off that stress.