Markets halted! Could be precurer to war with North Korea!!!!!1111

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by prc117f, Apr 14, 2017.

  1. southall

    southall

    I have just ordered 3 east european hookers and plenty of blow for the weekend.

    When it all kicks off and those ruskie thermo nukes cook me at 100 million C, I will at least be enjoying myself.
     
    #11     Apr 14, 2017
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  2. This is just insane, one idiot can destroy everything.
     
    #12     Apr 14, 2017
  3. southall

    southall

    No it was 60+ million voters who made it happen.
     
    #13     Apr 14, 2017
  4. wrbtrader

    wrbtrader

    Whatever you're smoking...I want some too. :D
     
    #14     Apr 14, 2017
  5. Dolemite

    Dolemite

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    Stay safe! Hopefully Kim Dong Dung doesn't have a MOAB of his own aimed at your underground shelter. I am hearing NYSE may even stay halted until the 17th so you may want to pack some extra beef jerky and Spam! Not sure why you are worried about the market though. If it is WW3, ammo and spaghettios will be what we are trading not stocks.
     
    #15     Apr 14, 2017
  6. MKTrader

    MKTrader

    U.S. markets have more than enough action to keep me busy. I take a break when they do. And I generally find hypertraders who follow the "always a market to chase somewhere" mantra don't do very well.
     
    #16     Apr 14, 2017
  7. Mtrader

    Mtrader

    I agree, but I know traders who have no clue about the holiday calendar of the US. Although they can be experienced it does not automatically mean they know about black friday, and all the rest.
    I am European and never heard, before I started to trade, about Martin Luther King day, President's day,Memorial day, Independance day, Columbus day, Veterans day...
     
    #17     Apr 14, 2017
  8. Max E.

    Max E.


    I think he was being sarcastic/trolling, if he wasnt hes a fucking idiot, hard to tell on this site, lol.
     
    #18     Apr 14, 2017
  9. prc117f

    prc117f

    Popped open the hatch I saw sunlight and people milling around I asked if the nuclear war ended and they looked at me funny. Turns out it was all a false alarm, just a holiday.

    Sorry. False alarm.
     
    #19     Apr 21, 2017