Markets dead, no quotes, whats going on ?

Yes, has to be a prank. No one is so stupid as not to check for news or holidays etc.

 

I think we've all had a mad panic, checked internet connection, checked feed, checked another device, restarted PC before realising it's a holiday,

Worst is when it was trading but they stopped early, 10mins ago trading then all stopped.

I didn't check Calendar till I sat at the PC, ohhhh guess day off then well DAX for a abit, but left NQ alone and E2T account.

 

I cant decide either. Im leaning towards this being a prank. Funny af if he's serious.

 

Perfectly understandable though if op from another country

 

I know. I am SO BORED. Good luck to those who are travelling sans masks!

 

Something to do with Christoper COLumbus. Ever hear of him? Hehe.

 

It's Starlink Satellites, they beam down a special secret Diuretic ray which causes all traders to want to take a piss at the same time.

 

Just switched data providers recently and today I sent them a confused email to check if my account is active or something is wrong. I'm not from the US. The shame when I realized...

 

Knowing the OP I would be very surprised if not. I had a good laugh at least.

But I do think there have been a few of these in the past in all seriousness.

 

my data feed is working guess you get what you pay for ....

spoos just dropped 1000 points for those that missed it.