Maria is no longer sweet on 'Honey'

You know you would all do her in a heartbeat.

 

Well...yeah...but I'm a disgusting, horny old bastard so maybe I don't count.

 

Maria Fartaroma?

 

She's only 42? Seriously, I would have guessed late 50's.

 

Why???

The local call girl only cost about 2-300 bucks, and you don't have to hear her praising cdo, cds, cmbs, mbs, subprime, blah blah blah when you're banging her.

 

Wow, you found one for $2?

Nice trade.