Maria Bartiromo----looking for a bottom

In her unending search for a bottom, Maria sniffs out all possibilities, no matter what the cost.....see the jpg below

 

what she wants with this tiny doggy? chase away the bear ?

 

Her ass is so big you'd think she could at least find that bottom......

 

fortunately i don't get cnbc - but if this thing is called the "money honey" - i no longer wonder about anything ...

 

She just said:

"Maybe we should just stop searching for a bottom and say this is a bear market and short stocks to make money."

 

Just heard that Babak

BOTTOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

this is no bear market - it is just a technical reaction that already lasts 28 months.

 

though she is not clear...

whether top or bottom is near...

... I'd certainly take her out for a beer

 

it's all about the gravity. it drives down the markets ... and everything else

 

777-
thats f'n hilarious!

BTW, did anyone catch the closing comments by Maria? Went something like, "maybe we should accept that we're in a downtrend and start looking to short."

Me: "Hello broker? Yeah it's Uptik. Cover all shorts! Now!"