Man offers $65 million dollars if some man will marry his daughter

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by peilthetraveler, Sep 27, 2012.

  1. 9999


    I'll take that bet!
    Where do I sign?
  2. How can you make her straight?
    Will you rape her?:)
  3. 9999


    Hell no, that would make things worse.
    Let's just say I'l have to be at the top of my game.
  4. well, for a smooth and successful start with the daughter...
    its gotta be some heaven touching, ocean wet, earthquake shaking, money making, mind altering.... out of this reality ...Cunnilingus.

    then you can proceed with the shopping trip across the world, french champagne and stawberries baths and finish with the romantic walk along the red roses, twittering birds and diamondly shining fountains.
    And the rain should be of finest belgium chocolate, rivers of honey, milk and fatty salmons with golden jewellery

    and you shall never ever in any parallel universe call her a fairy tale princess!
  5. Opulence


    What kind of sick shit is that?
  6. TGregg


    At least it should be possible to switch her to bi. That plus 65mm? Yeah baby!
  7. Lucrum



    My wife might even give me permission to tap that, for her share of $65M.
  8. Brass


    Are you referring to men or women?
    #10     Sep 27, 2012