Man offers $65 million dollars if some man will marry his daughter

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by peilthetraveler, Sep 27, 2012.

  1. 9999

    9999

    I'll take that bet!
    Where do I sign?
    :D
     
  2. How can you make her straight?
    Will you rape her?:)
     
  3. 9999

    9999

    Hell no, that would make things worse.
    Let's just say I'l have to be at the top of my game.
     
  4. well, for a smooth and successful start with the daughter...
    its gotta be some heaven touching, ocean wet, earthquake shaking, money making, mind altering.... out of this reality ...Cunnilingus.

    then you can proceed with the shopping trip across the world, french champagne and stawberries baths and finish with the romantic walk along the red roses, twittering birds and diamondly shining fountains.
    And the rain should be of finest belgium chocolate, rivers of honey, milk and fatty salmons with golden jewellery


    and you shall never ever in any parallel universe call her a fairy tale princess!
     
  5. Opulence

    Opulence

    What kind of sick shit is that?
     
  6. TGregg

    TGregg

    At least it should be possible to switch her to bi. That plus 65mm? Yeah baby!
     
  7. Lucrum

    Lucrum

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    My wife might even give me permission to tap that, for her share of $65M.
     
  8. Brass

    Brass

    Are you referring to men or women?
     
    #10     Sep 27, 2012