About 50 years ago, a red headed guy in our town was caught by the police having sex with a chicken and was sent to prison. When he got out he was know around town as "Rhode Island Red". This is a true story.
SULONG: Did the chicken get hurt? or worse, die? A number of chickens were found dead behind the bleachers and so the police staked it out and caught him. In court, he said that he did it because "he didn't want to catch the clap".
With apologies to AC/DC: Dirty Deeds (Done with Sheep) If youâre havinâ trouble with your barnyard friends You got a thing for ewes Been countinâ sheep, but youâre not in bed Hereâs what you gotta do Get off the farm, stay outta the barn Go read a nursery rhyme Donât ring 976-BAAA, that kind of loveâs a crime Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep Dirty deeds and theyâre done with sheep Dirty deeds and theyâre done with sheep My friend Mohumad has a little lamb Her fleece is white as snow He keeps bragginâ âbout her night and day Someone should tell him NO. Look at the flock, theyâre all in shock Here comes that mutton fan Knock off the fleece, give them some peace Donât be a barndoor man, no. Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep Dirty Deeds and theyâre done with sheep Dirty Deeds and theyâre done with sheep Velcro gloves, kneepads, late night dates Done with sheep Warning signs, electric fences, high voltage Done with sheep Dirty Deeds, donât tell them what I done to you! Done with sheep Dirty deeds, Dirty deeds! Dirty deeds done with sheep âBaaaaa! (Quiet gals, I think the shepardâs cominâ)