You'd probably like that, wouldn't you? I like women though, so no thanks. I'm flattered though! edit: Sorry, need to clarify, forgot you were a lefty. I like biological women who identify as women.
Hey bro, I gotta go for a run before it gets too dark. I can check back later though, so you don't feel too rejected after your last proposition. You might want to PM Freddie aka Brass aka Thunderdog aka Gablfy. I hear he likes people who proposition his manhood. I'll catch back with you tomorrow and we can continue this, sound good?
"I was chasin' sun on 101 somewhere around Ventura Lost a universal joint, had to use my finger. This tall lady stopped and asked if I had plans for dinner? Said no thanks ma'am, back home we like... .....the girls that sing soprano." -Alan Jackson
I told you, you're not my type. No means no! If you persist on sexual advances, I'll have to get you banned.
I asked someone in the office if they liked Alan Jackson. A millenial. They said "that's old country." I was like wtf....old country is like Charlie Pride, dude.
As I am running so many frauds that I’ve lost count, which one in particular has you miffed? If you expose me, I promise to say less mean things about you.