Magic 8 Ball Thread - Ask Your Questions & Post Your Answers

We'll see

 

Question: am i going to make money trading futures this year?
Answer: Outlook not so good

crap


Question: Will i make money trading stocks this year?
Answer: Absolutely!

hmmmm *scratches imaginary beard*

 

Q: Are all of these questions totally useless?

A: Absolutely!

I KNEW IT!

....wait. if they are all useless, then it means this one was useless. and if this one is useless, then maybe the others aren't. but it said they were. but what if they aren't? but... but... but...

*GAH*

 

Q: Yes or no?

A: My sources say no


Q: Buy or sell?

A: Ask again later


Q: Is it later yet?

A: My sources say no


=(

 

Question: should i go short fully margined after the opening bell today?
answer:Absolutely!

that's my trading strategy settled for today lol

 

This is so not good.



Question: Will I share Jesse Livermore's fate?

Answer:


:eek:

 

Q: Will the Euro rise to 3 USD?



A:

 

Will Bernanke cut?

Absolutely

 

Q: Have we only seen the beginning of the financial write downs ?

A: Yes

 

Question: Is it true that if the economy gets any worse, the fed will employ magic fairies to put money under everybody's pillows?

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