Magic 8 Ball Thread - Ask Your Questions & Post Your Answers

= Tim Sykes

 

Is It Friday?

this sure sounds like it!

 

Q: will there be a large short squeeze in natutal gas tomorrow for settlement?

A: MAYBE

wow! my two headed quarter is more direct.

 

Question: Is Jim Cramer a complete tool?

Yes


it speaks the truth.

 

Q: is ben bernanke the antichrist

A: Definitely


I knew it

 

Q.will I make alot of money this year?

A. No Way!

Crap.

 

Q: After 8 years of trading. Am I only now learning the real shit

A: Yes

 

Question: Will Timmay fondle my balls?

Answer: Definitely!


Amazing accuracy
Uncanny

 

Q: Will Maria Bartiromo's ass actually become even bigger than it is now?


A: Outlook not so good.




Okay, does someone want to take a stab at what 8 ball meant here?

 

It means NO to Maria's ass becoming bigger

but 8-ball is too polite to say it directly, since we are talking people's ass here

as for me, maybe I should get some sleep