"His name was guv'nor He was a trader Four fingers in the air Five offered everywhere He bought the fucking lot They looked like they'd been shot And then there came the rate cut And he....er....squeezed a spot At the trade desk ( etc etc you get the drift )
Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away the dust Some people make a fortune Others earn a mint My old man don't earn much In fact he's bloomin' skint Oh my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor blimey trousers And he lives in a council flat He looks a proper 'nana In his great big hob nailed boots He's got such a job to pull 'em up That he calls 'em daisy roots Some folks give tips at christmas And some of them forget So when he picks their bins up He spills some on the step Now one old man got nasty And to the council wrote Next time my old man went round there He punched him up the throat Oh my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor blimey trousers And he lives in a council flat I say I say Les (Yeah) I found a police dog in my dustbin (How do you know it was a police dog) He had a policeman with him Though my old mans a dustman He's got an 'art of gold He got married recently Though he's 86 years old We said 'ere hang on dad You're getting past your prime He said well when you get my age It 'elps to pass the time Oh my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor blimey trousers And he lives in a council flat I say I say I say My dustbin's full of lilies (Well throw'em away then) I can't lily's wearing 'em Now one day whilst in a hurry He missed a ladies bin He hadn't gone but a few yards When she chased after him What game d'you think you're playing She cried right from the 'art You've missed me am I too late Nah jump up on the cart Oh my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor blimey trousers And he lives in a council flat I say I say I say (Not you again) My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools (How d'you know it's full) Cuz there's not mushroom inside He found a tiger's head one day Nailed to a piece of wood The tiger looked quite miserable But I suppose he should Just then from out the window A voice began to wail He said Oy where's me tigers head Four feet from his tail Oh my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat He wears cor blimey trousers And he lives in a council flat Next time you see a dustman Looking all pale and sad Don't kick him in the dustbin It might me my old dad
#My old man's a dustman, he's got cancer too Silly fucking arsehole, he's got it up the flue He's got so much of fucking cancer it drives him fucking mad He says, "I've got fucking cancer", and he's my fucking Dad Oh, what a fucking boring cunt, he goes on and on all day He's got this fucking cancer and he's too gone on the way
#My Mum came into the room and sucked my fucking knob, oh! She put her mouth right, her mouth right round it and then she done a gob On the end of it to make it smooth and make it nice and soft And then she tossed me right off with her, er, Mrs. Mopp Who came into the ..... (starts laughing)
squawk ⢠verb 1 (of a bird) make a loud, harsh noise. 2 say something in a loud, discordant tone. ⢠noun an act of squawking. â DERIVATIVES squawker noun. You want to play with the big boys Tsunny - get your spelling in order. We're bloody hard bastards
..... What a cunt! He keeps waking us up at night, this fucking noise goes on! This fucking cough, his fucking cancer! We can't fucking sleep! I's trying to watch Emmerdale Farm and this fucking cough came on and I couldn't fucking concentrate on a fucking good programme 'cause my old man was dying of this fucking cough .....
good point but you didnt pick this up; mac analsyt <------????? #My Mum came into the room and sucked my fucking knob, oh
Is it possible to post something remotely serious on here please? What is the Ted Spread ? Not directed at you nomate - obviously never been near a future in your life.