MacFutures Analyst

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by guide-me-in, Feb 26, 2004.

  1. Just as I thought - a stupid little oik who wouldn't know a trading screen from a tv screen.

    Futures traders only please !
     
    #51     Feb 27, 2004
  2. your mums not got much future left now her arseholes been ripped out by those abo's!!!!!lordy

    bloody marvelous...
     
    #52     Feb 27, 2004
  3. TsunTzu

    TsunTzu

    There was a mention earlier of 'Bin Head' Laden does he have anything to do with TED the 'analyst' and these stories of special ops?
     
    #53     Feb 27, 2004
  4. Oi Lord - as well as being ex youknowwhats we are futures traders you fucking clown. Have you not read any of the other posts ? Me and the guv are not happy with wot you have ween writing - you can't call Bill an oik we were in Belize together ! The man's a killer !

    By the way, the analyst didn't work for NASA which stands for Need Another Sodding Arsehole according to your mum
     
    #54     Feb 27, 2004
  5. many years ago when i was in my eary twenties,i was re- wiring a big old house for a mature couple.

    ken and mary(whos house it was) were in their late 50s early 60s.i had been there for about 2 weeks when one evening ken asked me to stop and have dinner with them as a thank you for all the work i had done.

    mary cooked a wonderful dinner and we had a few drinks and sat down to relax in the lounge. after a while ken started asking me questions about my sex life, girlfriend etc.

    i told him i had a steady girlfriend and sex was ok.

    then ken got up and switched on the video he "accidently" put on a home made video of him and mary and another male. i just sat there opened mouth as he pretended he couldnt turn it off. mary asked me did i mind and if i did they we would all move into the other room. i just said i didnt mind one little bit and jokingly asked them to put a show on for me.

    with that mary came and sat by my side and stroked my thigh,telling me anything was possible if i meant that.

    she brushed her hand over my rising hard on and said to ken that i think this young man is enjoying my attention darling come and see, with that ken came over and examined my hard on through my jeans.very impresive mary he said.
    go on have a closer look and i felt ken undoing my zip,there he said lets have a much closer look at him shall we mary? mmmmm yes please darling ive been thinking about it for long enough.......
    as ken released my hard on from my jeans mary went down on me and started sucking me,it felt supurb as she devoured every inch of me.
    ken dissapeared and later came back wearing just a robe while by now i had stripped mary and was sucking her solid nipples which she loved and begged me to suck harder.
    she then moved around and sat on me taking my solid cock in to her velvet pussy telling me how many times she had cum thinking of me.
    she was almost pulling my cock out of her cunt and then sliding right back down on top of it. when i looked up i saw ken putting on a pair of leather gloves and he then asked me to tell him how good this felt.
    he wrapped his gloved hand around the base of my cock as mary continued to fuck me. i had and have never felt anything so fucking wonderful and horny in all of my life as that feeling god it felt so good that i cum after only a few strokes,shooting my cum up mary and over kens gloves.

    after that night i fucked mary a few more times and then never seen tham again but wot a experience that was many moons ago.
     
    #55     Feb 27, 2004
  6. sorry fat fingered thr forum
     
    #56     Feb 27, 2004
  7. seriously guys,,enough of the banter. i think i have traced him down through a mutual friend,His name was Lola, he was a showgirl
    with yellow feathers in his hair and a dress cut down to there
    he would merengue and do the cha-cha
    and while he tried to be a star
    Tony always tended bar
    across the crowded floor, they worked from 8 til 4
    they were young and they had each other
    who could ask for more?

    CHORUS:

    At the copa (CO!) Copacabana (Copacabana)
    the hottest spot north of Havana (here)
    at the copa (CO!) Copacabana
    music and passion were always in fashion
    At the copa.... they fell in love
     
    #57     Feb 27, 2004
  8. ShummShoo

    Be careful son.

    Do ya wanna get sucked in ? Do ya wannna get sucked in ? I'll suck you in so far you'll be blown out the other side ( not my words but those of Terry Naughton - East End gangster acquitted of garrotting a nightclub owner in Leicester Square a few years ago )

    Can't really comment on Bid other than the story the guv has already let me post.

    The guv is a legend - do you know he has already worked out what July's non-farm is gonna be ? Incredible !

    Don't cross the line mate - you're dealing with God here in this man.

    And he's a bloody hard bastard

    Like me

    and Bill

    and MM

    Not Lord though

    he's a cunt
     
    #58     Feb 27, 2004
  9. I know you gon' lose it, this new Snoop shit
    Come on baby boo, you gotsta get into it (Oh-hooo!)
    Don't fool wit the playa with the cool whip
    Yeah-yeah, you know I'm always on that cool shit
    Walk to it, do it how you do it
    Have a glass, lemme put you in the mood and, (Oh-hooo!)
    Lil' cutie lookin' like a student
    Long hair, wit'cha big fat booty
    Back in the days you was a girl I went to school wit
    Had to tell your moms and sister to cool it (Oh-hooo!)
    The girl wanna do it, I just might do it
    Here to walk wit some pimp-pimp clue wit'
    Mommy don't worry, I won't abuse it
    Hurry up and finish so we can watch "Clueless" (Oh-hooo!)
    I laugh at these niggas when they ask who do this
    But everybody know who girl that you is
     
    #59     Feb 27, 2004
  10. So i pulled it out and it was sopping wet,


    bloody marvellous




    DUST
     
    #60     Feb 27, 2004