Well, no. Not the Republicans. They're attracted to Trump. Donald, that is. (See illustration above.)
You have Beto. He will do whatever he needs to do to get a vote. You want him to put a dress on? Not a prob. And definitely not his first time.
I had my T checked with a recent blood test and it was right where it needed to be. And I know which I would choose...
They both have earrings that would increase your wifi reception if they were in the room. That's where the similarities end.