London, UK is not cool anymore - I'm leaving

crap place , used to be good many moons ago.

too many wannabe whites

 

whats a wannabe white?

 

I don't. Last week I joined the local Zombie Apocalypse Group, thought I'd get in early so I could get ahea ... ahea .... a ... HEAD

BRRRRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS

 

I work in the City.

I was chased by a communist the other morning.

I now wear a Lenin T-shirt

 

Like Will Smith said (sung):

Welcome to Miami
Bienvenido a Miami

Miami has it all: Nice weather, friendly people, beautiful chicks, cheap to live in -if you aren't pretentious-.

 

And spend $120k/year to live miserably?

End uo in jail if they catch you drinking on the street or having sex on the beach.

 

Having sex on the bitch? You will end in jail here in Europe as well...

 

Yes, very well.

A heatwave in July and then it rained everyday in August.

 

yeah what is all this shit about dubai , what's so great about it ?

Every other person I talk seems to be talking about moving there

 

Maybe it was 2005 when it got to 37 degrees in august.