Don't worry since the bulk of his investors were Jewish, and the fact that Jewish men run the Federal Reserve. I'm sure the men at the Fed won't mind helping a brother out with your tax dollars. I might become Jewish myself. http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/documents/st_madoff_victims_20081215.html
Actually, you have a point. Ashkenazi Jews are the smartest folk on the planet. I believe their mean IQ, to date, stands at about 115pts on standardized IQ tests. Certain sects of those who hail from India are about 110, Asians right at 105,etc etc. My local church, Holy Moron, keeps track of this shit.
I know this is not how things really are, surly not. http://www.kinsmanredeemer.com/WhyWeHateJews4.htm
Add me, too. If the SIPC is paying off all the people he scammed, the rest of us will end up paying it as a result.