After being arrested for driving under the influence this wknd and then being photographed passed out drunk in a friend's car the next day, Lindsay Lohan has apparently entered a - Ah, who gives a shit. H
Haha yeah a six pack of Bud. She is easily the most useless person on the planet, followed closely by Paris Hilton and Britney 'Kojak' Spears.
Better make sure you bag it. She's been tossed around the club/drug scene so much....her box is probably so infected your dick would fall off just smelling it.