Life's Tips

No difference between man and mouse - both end in pussy

 

Why don’t little girls fart?
Because they don’t get assholes until they’re married.

 

and never ever have kids

why put them thru the sick joke called life

 

another "Life's tip"

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use some lubricant.

 

LOL

 

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The only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back, is a police horse.

 

Find out what you don't do good in life, then ....

don't do that thing.

 

stay thirsty my friends

 

always keep the company of common sense