What made the troll become a troll? Did it grow up a social outcast? Did it date at all? When did it turn to alcohol? How long was it married? Was it an arranged marriage? Did it have any children? (I think not) What was its greatest achievement? Did it seek refuge in academia? (I think so) If three nubile, young, naked women spread their legs for it, would it be able to get it up without chemical or mechanical assistance? What are your thoughts on the life pattern of the resident alcoholic and pedophile troll?