And you are so old you haven't been laid for at least 20 years. And you can't afford one anyway much less get it up.
A classic picture of today's liberal progressive men: No wonder why liberal progressive women can't find a real man. There are none.
No. Freddie is the same as Gabfly, Thunderdog, and Brass. Bugenhagen was the Slartibartfest before being banned or something. Freddie is far, far more intelligent than Bugenhagen, and much better at being snarky. Bugenhagen just says stuff and you find yourself going "whaa?"