Liberal Exodus to Canada causes problems

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by Arnie, Sep 17, 2010.

  1. Arnie


    The Manitoba Herald

    The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and to agree with Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck.

    Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night.

    "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"

    In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through and Rush annoyed the cows so much that they wouldn't give any milk."
    Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves.

    "A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of imported drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though."
    When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR races.

    In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half- dozen young vegans in powdered wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," an official said.
    Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and are renting all the Michael Moore movies. "I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"

    In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice President Biden met with the Canadian ambassador Gary Doer and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals. A source close to President Obama said, "We're going to have some Paul McCartney and Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might even put some endangered species on postage stamps. The President is determined to reach out," he said. :D :D
  2. Everytime liberals destroy a state, they move on to one that isn't, impose their liberal wacko theology to the point they destroy that state. Now they're working on Canada? [​IMG]
  3. That's actually from just after the 2004 election. Maybe slightly changed for relevance today, but otherwise pretty much the same as what I read back then.
  4. 377OHMS


  5. is this true? could this be true? :confused:
  6. Lucrum


    I hope so. The real question is how do we get the rest of them to move north.
  7. do you think you could play nice with rest of the world

    keep your nose out of all but gorgie's biz?
  8. Lucrum


    I doubt it.

    Does that make me a bad person?
  9. Stephen Harper doesn't want the liberals there... He went out to dinner with the royal family of denmark on the evening of the great 'world summit on climate change' (marxist shakedown), instead of going to the conference... He set up committees to weed out bogus refugee claims by immigrants. He doesn't want any more left wingers in canada.
    #10     Sep 18, 2010