First Lie: reporter: do you have an SUV? Kerry: duh, no, duh I dont. then the media shows photos of his SUV on TV and him riding in it so: Kerry: duh, yeah, duh i have one duh but its not mine, duh. Its my wifes, duh i just use it everyday to go places, duh, but I dont have one, duh, I just drive it around, duh, im an environmentalist, duh, that's why its green, duh, yeah, duh I dont have a duh SUV, duh thats the ticket duh. Second Lie: Kerry: duh, we nedd to duh protect manufacturing jobs, duh and buy american. reporter: sir, do you have a German made Audi? Kerry: duh, no me? of course not. then the media shows pics of that one so: Kerry: duh, yeah well, duh its my wifes, duh but i ride duh in it sometimes and duh even drive it duh around duh but Buy American! save those duh manufacturing jobs duh while I buy German duh yeah duh buy american duh thats the ticket duh.