When Bob's parents got divorced and there was a custody fight over him ... no one showed up. Cathy's stupidity is matched only by her jealousy, she looked at a calendar and asked Bob, "who's May?" Bob was such an ugly kid, when he played in the sandbox the cat would keep covering him up. Cathy got lost at age eight. She asked a policeman to help find her parents. She said to him, "Do you ever think we'll find my parents?" His reply, "I don't know kid, there are so many places they could hide." Bob's so ugly, he walks into pet shops and people ask how big he'll get. Cathy went to the doctor in May of 2001 after swallowing a bottle of sleeping pills. Her doctor told her to have a few drinks and get some rest. Bob's mother had morning sickness after he was born. After Cathy was born the doctor went to the waiting room to let her father know he did everything he could...but she pulled through. Even Cathy and Bob's friends hate them. Last Christmas they were given a toaster and a radio. Their friends said they were bath toys. Bob and Cathy hate each other: they sleep in seperate rooms, have dinner apart - their doing everything they can to keep the marriage together.
I laughed so hard, I wet myself.....damn, you are a funny dude....Bob loved the catbox comment about him.....
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I dunno....something about a pastry and a firecracker.....it was really late and I had to get back to the boat...sooo