Lebron to the Lakers!

Your mom picked us up in an Uber on the way from the Natural history museum. Why is she driving a Dodge Dart?

 

She likes the slant-six. Did you get enough to eat?

 

That... sound. The sound you hear when the guy misses the diss. #whoosh

 

Yeah she did say she liked Asian gangbangs....

 

The sound whoosh is what I heard driving up the coast this evening. #vroom #nobu #hatemecuzyouaintme

 

LA aint excited because they were sold a bag of crap in Lonzo and until he and his Dad are jettisoned and LA signs Kawhi and Cappella, LA knows the team is still miles behind GSW and Houston.

Let's see what happenes when current Lakers are barely above .500....