It seems the first official act and trade are to sell the daylights outta the futures markets worldwide, thereby driving down the values of all asset classes without exception, thereby lowering the acquisition costs to the taxpayer. Brilliant! The more you spend, the more you save! (At this rate, the S&P should hit 1000 by...oh, about 3 am ET.) Overheard on the new trading desk...'we wanted to get to work right away saving the taxpayers money!'