KOSS another criminal pump ala bitcoin

trades 3x the float already.

 

check the timestamp. tank from my warn

 

I am trying to reconstruct the story from this seemingly random collection of words. So far I got this:

A defense contractor known as "3x already", specializing in manufacturing of floating tanks for the U.S. military, admitted today that the defective fuel pump renders the tank useless in the battlefield. Upon investigation, it was revealed that the Department of Defense paid for the tank in bitcoins, ignoring the warnings from the congressional oversight committee. Apparently, the CEO of "3x already" worships Ala, who is a female demon in Serbian mythology.

 

Clearly, the markets have produced yet another victim.

Recommend bedrest for 6 weeks, and no cnbs.

 

Nonlinear5 wins the "ET-Most-creative-extrapolation-of-brevity-of-the-month award."

 

Brevity? That was the long form

This is brevity

KOSS scam

 

Up 10% since the original post O' Wizard of Soz
But it'll come back

 

new hi , will end badly

 

Just bought KOSS! See you at the moon..

 

he paid 3.45

3.10 now.

typical et 'er