Kim Jong Un's ES Journal

Feb 23.

I only give you partial official state information.

The ES will be lower at market close than it is at market open tomorrow.

I believe you Americans would call this a type of bear.

 

Kim, let me tell you how to make money.
Short ES and launch a nuclear attack.
Profit.

 

It is going down.

Indeed you are a Supreme Leader.

 

Now it's easier to release fake news about lethal Covid strains. That will tank everything faster than nukes

 

As a supreme leader, you did a great job preparing your people for not eating longer.