As a former football player, I fail to see why you wanted to join the football team. You demonstrated absolutely no ability as a kicker and couldn't even kick an extra point. So what was your real motivation for joining the team? Maybe you thought of it as your chance to check out the best packages around because we know that real men play rugby or football, unlike emasculated males with cute names like "Waggie". But isn't that the problem with today's society? Girls wanting to do guy's stuff. Here's a hint. When guys play sports, we want you to go away - we don't want you around. Fine, do your "Girls Night Out". Whatever it takes. But in this day and age where mediocrity is rewarded, you had no business being on the football team. Sports are competitive - this isn't a diversity program. And there's nothing worse than having a lousy football player on the team who will blow the game for you... Although the pool is shrinking, there are still aspects of our civilization (albeit declining) where being good matters. Professional sports, money management, whatever. But don't bring your equal opportunity bullshit down on us when you suck. Sincerely, PTR